Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
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